A Pet Peeve

One thing I that really bugs me to see is those drivers who try to dodge every little hole, bump or manhole while driving down the road. Do they have that "crack in the sidewalk" obsession? Step on a crack break your mother's back? It seems to me that many times they purposefully drive just to have to swerve to miss it. I know that perhaps dodging a deep hole could save a driver from a blown tire or having the tires become misaligned, but I am talking about little bumps and manhole covers that would barely give a little jar as they pass over it. Perhaps they have hemorrhoids...come to think of it...perhaps they're hemorrhoids! Ha!